Just One

Some Women, Some Cameras, Just One (that's our story, and we're sticking to it) beverage. Shake. Serve with twist of venting, crying, bitching, and laughing-laughing-laughing. Men Welcome. Buy us all the drinks you want, but we still won't sleep with you. Probably.

Monday, August 28, 2006

Cheese Shots & Hot Water

On pizza nights, Marcy is known to perform a little act in which she yells "Cheese Shot!!" She grabs that cheese shaker, knocks back her head and takes a shake of it right down her throat. Then she slams that shaker back down on the table like it's Nobody's Bidness, Bitch!

She amazed us again and again Friday night, with her cheese shot prowess, one after another and still standing. She was cheesin the rest of us right under the table!

Until.

The cheese shot that ended all cheese shots for the night. The shot that did her in. I had unfortunately, turned my head for a split second, when I heard her yell "Cheese Shot! Wup! Oh, fudge me!" Only she didn't say fudge.

I turned around to find that one of Satan's spawn, a brat sitting at our very table, had loosened the cap on the cheese shaker, causing the entire bottle of parmesan to go straight down her top.

Happy she was not. Here she is trying to keep her composure:

You HAVE to click and blow this one up for the full effect.

The look on hubby Mike's face is also priceless. Bless his heart, look how he stifles his laughter. Nice job, Mike.

Our buddy Tim, though didn't fare so well. The boy remains in some serious hot water, for this hare-brained act. I mean, after poor Marcy had to spend the rest of the night walking around smelling like BUTT, all he gave her was a verbal apology. That's it!

Let's hear it ladies: I'm thinking this isn't going to go away for anything less than a bouquet of flowers, a box of chocolate, and a written apology.

In a handmade card.

Because.



This.




Was.




Not.




Funny.



pffft

3 Comments:

At 2:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

flowers hmmmmm? white ones? but not lillies...
white chocolate of course.and white ink on white paper..THAT SOUNDS DOABLE!

satan's-spawn? yeah you hit a nerve.!.

 
At 10:01 PM, Blogger gnightgirl said...

Fine, I felt guilty and revised the Satan's Spawn.

You little devil. Mwah!

 
At 1:59 PM, Blogger Momo said...

Anon: No worries. All is forgiven (maybe)(kinda)(sorta).

I've learned an important lesson here. (No, that lesson is NOT - NOT to do cheese shots...) It is: watch out for who's around when you do 'em. Check out the lid. Check out your surroundings. Maybe even wear some camouflage...

OK, maybe quit doing cheese shots...

 

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